Favorite comment from Episode 2's recap:
I loved when Kirk and Kasey were in the little "romantic" boat and Kasey said something about thinking a shark was going to bite his arm off. Hilarious.
Love you, Codester! We really are thinking like twins, I thought the same thing!
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Power couples – can we talk about how ridiculous this is? And can we call them something else?
Blake backpedaling with Melissa is fabulous. I can’t believe how crazy Melissa is. This is too funny. I just love Blake. LOL on him loving Jake being in the house and him being a buffer. He played it wrong, that’s for sure. And Holly saying ‘everyone is ticked at Blake.’ What? Two days ago she was flirting like crazy with him. Flaky!
*someone went a little crazy with the turquoise spray paint on the back deck of the Pad. Did anyone else catch that? Their set designers must be on Pinterest.
This week’s challenge – Jake just makes me sad. He is grasping. This synchronized swimming thing is amazing. Michael to all the professionals - “are any of you single?” LOL! This challenge makes me so happy! The guys outfits are gross but the girls look awesome! Who are the judges?
DAVE GOODE!!! DAVE GOODE!!! DAVE GOODE!!! Omw, omw!!
I hope Vienna chokes. (Chokes as in does horribly, not actually chokes. That would be just mean.) Erica – OMW!! She is a wreck during this challenge. This whole thing is awful! Chris Harrison says the girls aren't bad? Was he even watching? The guys did much better but it still seemed like a mess. Yay Michael wins! Woot! Yay Michelle wins! So glad. If Vienna would have won, I would have been mad.
Vienna doesn’t seem like everything is so awkward and stuff in the house, she always looks like she’s having a good time! Jake & Erica in the bedroom, holding hands! For goodness sakes
Date – Michelle’s teeth look so different. Did she have some kind of work done? Have I already asked this question? I don’t like to see people’s tongues when they kiss, no matter who they are? They made a mistake here, b/c they showed a clip of Graham wearing the rose, and she hadn’t even asked him yet. I feel like Michelle is going to get her heart hurt. I didn’t like how she talked to Blake and let him know where he stands. Lame.
Date – Holly’s outfit is adorable. And Michael’s too. They are such a cute couple. “We have to wear a helmet?” Duh. Vienna’s remarks are so ridiculous. And Holly and Michael talking is breaking my heart. She acts like she’s still in like with him!! What is she doing, let the poor boy down easy. She’s saying she constantly wants to touch him and be with him. And then she’s saying other things to the camera. Infuriating. I wonder what the time edit is this? Bret Micheals!!! Used to a-d-o-r-e him. Bret looks different. Like, younger than me.
I can only hope Kasey is the one going home.
Blake making breakfast - niiiice.
Where is William in all of this? Laying in bed?
Erica without make up is… well, hmm. And her rubbing Jake’s arm? Blech. And he’s totally playing Erica, right, b/c none of the other girls will touch him with a ten foot pole.
Okay, Vienna and Kasey sit down to 'talk.' The face Vienna is making while he talking to her, is amazing!! Hahaha. "I don’t want it to be an engagement ring." What a psycho. Now he’s singing!?!?!?!?!?!?! I am so embarrassed for both of them.
And this gem, from Mike, re: Melissa – “She needs to eat a sandwich.”
Only one guy going home tonight? I’m totally shocked that Erica knows what the majority of 13 people is. And Erica manipulating Melissa is so cool. And sad. But more cool. I don’t understand how Kasey is so mad about Jake ‘manipulating’ everyone, and he has been doing it this whole time! I am so mad. Erica with the gavel – hilarious.
I bet Jake goes home. I don’t know, I just don’t think they would have showed all the previews for Kasey saying, ‘It’s me, I’m going’ if he really was. They always try and throw us off their scent. Trailer park trash and a tattooed guy – hahaha!!! Oh Erica.
So, Kasey is safe and that’s the end, right? Stupid Kirk. I hate him. And now we have to wait another week to find out?!
3 Two Cents Worth:
I will be so irritated at the end of this show if Casey and V-puke-A are in the final four. And if they win I may just break my tv set over it.
There are not even any cute women on this season, so I am not even sure why I continue to watch, except that it is like a train wreck, you can't look away.
I was with you on Vienna choking, except I wished you said really choking. Maybe on her own ridiculousness. We caught the early rose shot too. It just goes to show you how the producers turn time around with their editing and make things more than they are.
This show should be on cable.
I didn't realize you were recapping all of the episodes so I had to go back and read (I'm getting my blogging groove back).
All I can say was Holy Moly the strategically placed daisies on Vienna's bikini top made me want to gag. Flower shaped mock nipples are gross.
-My fav line too = Mike saying melissa needed to eat a sandwich!
-Cover your eyes I can't watch Kasey singing, so embarrassed. Maybe he needs to protect and guard my ears?
-I still like Kirk he just is trying to keep his word to an idiot.
-The whole ring saga. gag. those two are perfect for each other.
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