Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Bachelor Pad, Episode 5

Favorite comment from episode 4's recap actually has to do with episode 5, which I love. My mom just couldn't wait!!!

The thing that I remember most (about last night...and sorry, I'm skirting ahead) was a camera shot of Blake and it was at a downward angle. And, Blake was smiling. I swear, all I could see was a bunch of dentist teeth protruding from his mouth. He's good looking nonetheless. (and, nothing personal about his teeth....they're just so numerous. Like he grew one too many)

That is hilarious on so many levels.

I actually didn't get to watch last night's episode until today, my sister stayed with us for a night and I thought it would be rude to totally shut her out for two hours while I sat there like a zombie in front of the TV. :)

The Nearlywed game - Ahhhh. Kinda funny. But I guess what kept getting at me was how everyone doesn't like Blake?! I don't understand? Are we just not seeing the huge insight into his personality? I figured out Graham and Michelle's strategy just before they came clean on the camera. JOKERS! No fair. Brilliant, but no fair. The rest of it was pretty dumb. Holly was truthful down to her very core and I can't believe Michael is still dumbstruckinlove with her.

Michelle and Graham's date was pretty sweet and somehow... less... scandalous than I thought it was going to be, so good for the both of them. May their romance lasts longer than Ames & Jackie's.

Blake and Ericka's date was weird and gross and awkward. Even though I didn't think she looked as bad as she normally does. Maybe she's been going without the lip injections since being in lock down at the pad? Dunno. I can't believe the guts of that woman. She kept coming at him, kept coming at him, and when he shut her down, she turned the tables on him and made him out to be the bad guy. I was super appalled at that point. (Because I wasn't before. Apparently I have a sickness.)

I have no idea why Blake and Ericka chose to give the roses to Kasey and Vienna!!! Honestly, what in the world are these people thinking!?! It's mind-blowing. And he's like, (basically) a doctor, right? And she's in law school? Good heavens, our world is really in for it.

An irritating part with Kasey (since I haven't hated on him enough) was when they figured out that Graham and Michelle were going to vote for Blake and Ericka to go home, Vienna said (to Kasey): Well, we tried. To which the genius in him responded: No we didn't. Was he trying to save face for the cameras, himself, what? He has some serious issues. And their whole fight about "whatever?" Oh goodness. I was embarrassed for them. I couldn't believe I was watching two people mass manipulate each other in such a way. It was a wreck. And then my eyeballs fell out of my head.

So Holly and Blake kissing - wow. Not really what I expected. I thought she would have more tact than that. So she can kiss a new guy in front of the man that would LITERALLY lay down his life for her, but she can't keep the new guy around another week? Meh.

The finale is next week. Who is going to win this thing? Predictions?**


** For those that haven't read spoilers, ahem, Miss Karen!!

5 Two Cents Worth:

codee said...

Yay, I'm glad you got this done, so fun to read.

When I texted you about Erika being a secret genius it was because of what she was saying to Michael. Like hello, you should be getting upset with Holly not just Blake. Talk about MASTER MANipulater.

I was soooo uncomfortable watching her proposition him to do the deed. Yikes, it should be a crime to be that desperate.

My favorite craziness was when V was saying how you don't tell your story early on. You tell it at the end that way it is more emotional. Maybe she should have traded in her nose job $ to pay her mom's mortgage....

Anyway... I want Ella and Kurt to win just because they are low drama but I like Michelle and Graham too, surprisingly. And I am sorry but I have always loved Michael even before he met Holly.

And I just want to end with the fact that I can't believe I care this much......

Kateka said...

Ericka is soooo nasty. Almost as nasty as Vienna. Pretty darn close. Hate Kasey.

Love Graham and Michelle! What the?! I thought Michelle was so bonkers on that last season of you know, but now I like her. Tricky, tricky!

Karen and Mike Sharp said...

Hee hee! My spoiler lips are sealed. :)

Chad said...

Erika could play the game. Almost as good as she could play with Blakes crotch semi-secretly while the camera was rolling.

Kasey and Vienna are a comical train wreck. If they win the whole thing I will be completely pissed off that I wasted 12 hours watching this stupid show.

Michael needs to get over it. We don't know all the details of what happened between them, but you had your chance pal. She told you she's "detached" now. Why would you want to continue fighting for a girl that throws herself around more than a shop rag?

I have not read any spoilers, but I will really really be mad if Kasey and Vienna win. I am hoping they screw it up like every other part of their relationship and that the ultimate backstab gets them in the end.

Bobbi said...

Watched E!News tonight (which I never do) and saw that Elle (is that her name?) had a boob job, nose job, lipo and some other things done. (after the show I'm assuming) IF, she did win the $, I don't think her little 9 year old boy is going to see any of the winnings............she definitely portrayed herself in a different light on the show. I sure hope she didn't win.